And This Is My Resume.
It’s awfully hard to decide exactly what information you want to know about me, and what level of detail is just going to bore you until you die. But indecision isn’t going to impress anyone, so I’ll just throw it all out there:
- I first learned to drive on a manual transmission.
- I own more books than shelves, by a generous margin.
- Once, as a child, I was placed on a horse and promptly slid off and fell on my head. I haven’t tried again, but it’s not because I’m lazy.
- I try to laugh at a poop joke every day.
- I’m a thrift, junk, and pawn shop addict.
- As a child I was, and as a nominal adult I am, a giant sci-fi nerd.
- I played trumpet for five years, then I didn’t play trumpet for five years.
- I used to have a cat named Napalm.
- My name is Hollis Ervin.
- I think I love you.